Sittin' in your front yard

drinkin' lemonade

Suburban life, a pretty wife

you think you've got it made

But you don't know, what's in store

for you and your family

I'm movin' in, right next door

won't you welcome me?

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And I hope I didn't ruin your day

Won't you be my neighbor

Yeah,I brought my life, my ugly wife,

my dirty dog with fleas

My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk,

but this I'm sure you'll see

And you don't know, what it's like,

to live in misery

C'mon and Welcome to, home sweet hell,

dissatisfaction guaranteed

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And if I could I surely would

Invite you in and say

Won't you be my neighbor?

Won't you be my neighbor?

Could you be my neighbor?

Could you be my neighbor?

Oh c'mon I don't think you'll find

A place to live in peace of mind

You're gonna live in misery

When you're livin' next to me

It's a beautiful day

in the neighborhood

Won't you be now,won't

you be my f**kin' neighbor?

Well I drink, and I stink,

I smoke, yeah I'm a joke

I try all night and day

to get a piece of the action, a-haa

And you should know by now

you're never gonna forget, a-aaa

Now I know just what you're thinkin'

It could be out 'n' you're drinkin'

So don't you knock it until you try it

It could be you in a little while

I hope I didn't ruin your day

Arrrrgggggghhhh....

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

I dig your wife, she sure is good

It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhood