Michelle loves Willie our little Sarah

Daughters of the American Revolution

Stryper loves Jesus and I love a girl

Against my better judgment 'cause I feel like a squirrel

My roommates got married and I booted up

And a friend of ours told me that I was disgusting

My roommates got married and I booted up

And a friend of ours told me that I was disgusting

Valhalla is pinned to the edge of South Carolina

We interstate traveled just to free a man from China

Hotel full of Pakistanis and a front porch

Filled with greasy greasy grannies

When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it

When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it

When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it

When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it

Valhalla is pinned to the edge of South Carolina

We interstate traveled just to free a man from China

Hotel full of Pakistanis and a front porch

Filled with greasy greasy grannies

When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it

When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it

When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it

When the bug hits that's the time to scratch it