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Pokemon Starters Cypher

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Check it, they saying I′m a Gen One-r

Funny, 'cause ain′t no Gen has ever been funner

The best colors, Red and Blue, the best covers

Best starters, best stunners, best megas, best numbers

The single digits get the party started

My parties heartless, your parties garbage

Get picked apart then char the carcass

My bars the hardest, like Charizard is

Compared to every other fire starter

You could ever think to start with

Y'all need to park it

These other Gens are weak for sure

They'll never ever be elite enough to beat the Four

They try to beef with my trio, they′ll meet my Venasaur

Hit ′em with that solar beam

Then I make 'em eat the floor

They′ll need support, they'll probably have to ask Joy

"Hey, can you heal our Balls? We made a bad choice!"

You knew that ass would get handed

You losers trash that I′m bagging

I'll shoot your ass with the cannons, now meet my Blastoise

Stepped out as some gators with the drip

That′s that water

End up full of holes like crocs, I'm ya falter

I'll alter ya face, boy you know my style

Dumb to talk with a big jaw like Totodile

Easy target, try to play me? Hit your heart

Buy your chick a Rita and you gon see your bae leave

Rollin′ and I′m makin' big green, Meganium

The sweet smell comin′ off the flower be the craziest

Lotta y'all speak heat but mine smokin′

Shoot, I send big fire back like Typhlosion

I'm coastin′, big choppin', everything I spit proper

Every word comin' out the mothafuckin′ quil? Lava

Ya shorty got low evasion, she ain′t hard to hit

She want a journey, I show her these balls as a starter kit

On stream, make her stream while you quiver

'Cuz you watchin′ from a window like Silver

Yeah, If you messing with gang, liable to get gone

Switch lanes, speed boost with my fire kicks on

We might leave you in the mud, clips get drawn

Big stick, big arms, megastone in my palm

Cause a torrent

Way too much tree in my stash, I'mma florist

151 my dash, I′mma floor it

Blowin' big tree, yo s**t weak like Florgess

I don′t need to fly, kick high, I'm soarin'

Watch my tone, And watch how I′m steppin′

So much drip, but I'm grounded while I′m flexin'

Guess that means that all that electric

Won′t even bleed a drop out my message

Rock steady, FL like hell get hot

But the weather too wild, big step, Marshtomp

What I pick? Sceptile, watch 'em leave when he drop

Couple leaves like blades leave ′em cleaved when we crop

4th Gen, outta Sinnoh

Y'all wanna copy the style but wasn't Ditto

Shell to his back I ain′t talking Armadillo

If I ever black, I turn his dame to a widow

Turtwig, leave you in the dirt, kid

With your wig in the earth split out of service

In your era, Torrterra brought more terror

When I′m on Terra, you not earth, you not better

Chimchar, I would leave you chumps charred

You ain't comin′ with that flame, then you gettin' outbarred

I go ape with the flame, know when Eight in the game

Know it′s fire off top, what I think is insane

You can't ride my wave, I be the nicest

King of the ocean, my crown be a Triton

Yeah, I see your girl, think I′m cute with it

She can slide, catch a vibe, then it's deuce with it

Okay, I'm pullin′ like a pig knight

Every bar is gas too heated, Believe it

I′m going ham, you beef and it's gon end up in a fist fight

Another fire fighter, but slightly brighter

My Snivys tired of all these liars

They ain′t Serperior to this guy

Oshawott are you doing?

These Gen 5 starters go stupid

The rest of y'all ain′t get the invite

So when I move wit the crew

Don't get mad you can′t Dewott I do

Look, check it out

First off, I'mma boss and I mean that

Hammer arm in the glove where I keep that

No blets in the whip, but I be strapped

So, you better buckle up now for that heat crash

I'm a Samurott, hoes gimme dome when I flow

You a goldfish, a bowl ain′t a home to the goats

We the coldest, some beasts and it′s over

You don't want none wit the three from Unova

Bonjour, tell ′em where he's keeping score

That the kids who came from Mister Sycamore

Couldn′t be sicker more

Whether it's a knight, a magician, or a ninja

You′re getting deep sixed by the team screaming, "This is war!"

Meddling with ultimate weapons

Folks are surrendering the French way

Can't defend your kin against a Fennekin, you best pray

3D faves making 4D plays in this game like a Chespin, checkmate

Lick spittin' like a Greninja with the swiftness

Comin′ in quick with this ninjutsu

Making a princess wanna kiss this

Kickin′ it with that Ash guy, you don't need to XY

My Braixen acts are a thorn in your backside

Chesnaught, I′ll tear your spine with this type of power

Delphox, your ears will light like a Fire Flower

By the sound of Body, Mind, Heart, Fighting, Psy, Dark

Rising higher than the Eiffel tower in your final hour

Aloha to the Alola

Water on my body, no Primarina

I fold a n***a leave him leanin' the chopper

Hit like a Lariat, cleave ′em

Incineroar, I keep the heater on my waistband

Spinnin' through his block, I′m finna turn it to a wasteland

(He) Faker than a spray tan

Rifle got the long reach

I stick 'em and I ghost and he floatin' like a Ribombee

Put a dot up on his face and

He bluer than a Brionne be on me

Ay and I′m stackin′ all my star chips

Green on my mind, got me feelin' like a Dartrix

I been on the wave for a minute

I ain′t stoppin' till I′m finished

Ice beamin' on my wrist, from the arctic

This a cypher, don′t be askin' where the chorus at

I been evolvin' the fire, feel like a Torracat

And I been eyein′ the throne, yeah, where Horus at

Yeah, I got my head up where the Sora at

I am mean, I am mean

Disrupt the scene, construct your team

Choose between a bunch of beasts

Enough to beat

Any ′mon in this blood sport of rock, paper, scissors

Pick an overgrown ape that can stick to the rhythm

A rampant rabbit that can kick through your innards

Or a smug newt evolved from a depressed lizard

Out in Galar, can't catch ′em all anymore, gotta catch Half

Find me in the water type gym where the G'yal are

Time to act, call it Dynamax

Cynderace balls in the face and she′s fine with that

Tap that drum like it's Rillaboom playin′

Intellion fingers get the water works sprayin'

Gen 8, tell 'em we set the pace

When I step in the gym, make ′em respect the gains

These bede-y eyed bredders can′t compete when I pop off

My starters will end ya so you better hop off

This that, this that, Mascot Rat

My dogs, we rats that blast off cats

The bad pack that y'all play the game for

Fuck a starter, now this the main course

The man adapts, the stats meets the team′s needs

The type to please I be nice since Leaf Green

Step into the colosseum all you sees me

Never gonna fall, you won't receive these EVs (Yo!)

Y′all need to level up to evolve the flow

While I'm balling on the spot, dripping in the stones

Let′s go!

Pull up on the foe, you don't want the damage

If you try to touch me, I'mma paralyze you from the static

I′m an addict when it comes to fire, Flareon

Got the heat winning league like the name′s Lebron

Raichu, they just riding on the wave he's on

The face on the box, f*ck your favorite mon

(And that′s that)

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