I was alone and I needed a date

I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate

When I saw a sign that said

For a good time take a left down at Tombstone number 8

Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I

Saw some eyes peepin' out of a sepulcher

I took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute

That's where I met her the zombie prostitute

I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it

I said go down but she didn't have the stomach for it

Her teeth fell out and her tongue fell out to boot

But all in all she was a rotten kind cute

While I was tense it was plain to see

A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me

I didn't want to see it

But I just had to believe it

I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me

Morally I'm destitute

In the Tomb of Ill repute

She's a rotten kinda cute

For a zombie prostitute

Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes

I don't know which of my organs is the next to go

I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease

Wouldn't you know now I'm a Zombie Gigolo

I took my first client on a date

We took a walk to the cemetery gate

I got under her slip but then I heard a rip

I pulled it out and I said baby keep the tip

Morally I'm destitute

In the Tomb of Ill repute

She's a rotten kind'a cute

For a zombie prostitute