Some people smoke meth

Some people smoke crack

Some people snort coke

Off a Ricky's ball sack

I've tried 'em all

Don't get me wrong

The best high there is

Comes from a bong

I like smokin' pot a lot

I like gettin' stoned alone

I like vapin' weed indeed

I think edibles are incredible

I sure love them gummy bears

Hemp shampoo for my curly hair

Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock

I like smokin' pot a lot

Some people like pills

Some like huffin' glue

I like marijuana

But that ain't breakin' news

Some people like booze

Some like suckin' dongs

Brother, I like both

But that's another song

(And I'll sing it for you later)

I like smokin' pot a lot

I like gettin' stoned alone

I like vapin' weed indeed

I think edibles are incredible

I sure love them gummy bears

Hemp shampoo for my curly hair

Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock

I like smokin' pot a lot

That's the s**t right there

Missed a note

I like smokin' pot a lot

I like gettin' stoned alone

I like vapin' weed indeed

I think edibles are incredible

I sure love them gummy bears

Hemp shampoo for my curly hair

Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock

I like smokin' pot

I like smokin' pot

I like smokin' pot a lot