I got off work, went straight to the spot

Gucci knockoff shirt with a fake pair of crocs

Man, I got my net and I got my socks

I'm ready, I'm set, spongebob unlocked

I'm square like box, I'm square like blocks

I'm here by the rocks with my gear and my props

I caught a nice haul, like fifty in the flock

I gotta catch 'em all, ash, misty, and brock

Knock knock, who's there

I can't reveal

I'm catching sea hares and electric eels

I'm spinning so fast like electric drills

I'm a general hеre like I'm Fredrick steelе

And I'm so uniform like symmetric fields

I'm effective so I have to flex my heels

What the tests reveal

I'm blessed

My net and I bet that I get surreal at night

I-i-I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night

I-i-I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night

Swing my net and the jellyfish enter

I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor

I'm the master, you're the student, call me splinter

Colder than December

I-i-I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night

I was jellyfishing and a guy tried to rob me

He told me, spongebob, give me all of your broccoli

He probably was strong, he was oh so cocky

Little did he know it was about to get rocky

We're about to fight right now like hockey

Then I kicked him in his eyebrow, karate

Then he came closer and he wanted to clock me

But I pulled a flamethrower out of my body

Body, body, body, body

Pulled a flamethrower out of my body

Yes, I pulled a flamethrower out of my body

Body, body, body

Yes, I pulled a flamethrower out of my body

Guess what, clown

You just ruined my hobby

Now it's going down real strong like saki

I'm about to turn you brown like bobby

I'm about to cook you on the ground, teriyaki

He got scared, started running real sloppy

But I didn't care, there was no way to stop me

I caught up to him fast like I was a Bugatti

He tripped and fell, dropped all of his belongings

Then he saw the flames and yelled for mommy

This is not a game, it's too late, I'm sorry

Now you're about to be fried calamari

You should've been folded like origami

He did a fake cough, then I told him, hey boss

It's your time to melt like Salvador Dali

Those words are your last

Then I pulled on the gas and

A big blast came fast like Nagasaki

I thought I told everybody, everybody

Jellyfishing is my zen

Now look at you, burnt to a crisp

To anybody else out there

Don't mess with me while I'm jellyfishing

Especially at night

I-i-I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night

I-i-I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night

Swing my net and the jellyfish enter

I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor

I'm the master, you're the student, call me splinter

Colder than december

I-i-I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night