Ah, ah

Ah, ah

Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Ah, ah

Ah, ah

Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Don't want no shortman

Don't want no shortman

Don't want no shortman

Don't want no shortman

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no shortman

Don't want no shortman

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little shortman

Don't want, Don't want, Don't want

Don't want, Don't want, Don't want

Don't want, Don't want, Don't want

Don't want, Don't want, Don't want

Don't want, Don't want, Don't want

What in the world is that thing?

Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest

I've ever seen in my whole life

I have ever seen in my whole life

Get theoutta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little shortman

Don't want, Don't want

Don't want, Don't want

Don't want

Don't want

Don't want

Don't want

Don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn't that cute an extra belly button

You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, Don't want

Don't want, Don't want

Don't want no shortman

Don't want no shortman

Iny wee

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little shortman