I got a feeling,

That you could be feeling,

A whole lot better

then you feel today

You say you got a problem,

well that’s no problem,

It's super easy

not to feel that way!

When you start

to get confused because

of thoughts in your head,

Don't feel those feelings!

Hold them in instead

Turn it off,

like a light switch

just go click!

It's a cool little

Mormon trick!

We do it all the time

When your feeling

certain feelings

that just don't feel right

Treat those

pesky feelings

like a reading light

and turn em off,

Like a light switch

just go bap!

Really what’s

so hard about that?

Turn it off! (Turn it off!)

When I was young my dad,

Would treat my mom

real bad,

every time the Utah Jazz

would lose.

He'd start a' drinking,

and I'd start a thinking,

How am I gonna

keep my mom

from getting abused?

I'd see her all scared

and my soul was dying,

My dad would say to me,

Now don't you dare start crying.

Turn it off,

Like a light switch just go click!

It's our nifty little Mormon trick!

Turn it off! Turn. It. Off!

My Sister was a dancer,

but she got cancer,

The doctor said she still had

two months more

I thought she had time,

so I got in line

for the new iphone

at the apple store.

She lay there dying with my

father and mother

Her very last words were

"where is my brother?"

(Turn it off!) Yeah!

(Bid those sad feelings adieu!)

The fear I might get cancer too,

(laughter)

When I was in fifth grade,

I had a friend Steve Blade,

He and I were close

as two friends could be

One thing led to another,

and soon I would discover,

I was having really strange

feelings for Steve

I thought about us,

on a deserted Island

We'd swim naked in the sea,

and then he'd try and...

WOAH!

Turn if off,

like a light switch,

there it’s gone! (Good for you!)

My hetero side just won!

I'm all better now,

Boys should be with girls

that’s heavenly fathers plan

So if you ever feel

you’d rather be with a man,

Turn it off.

PRICE: Well Elder McKinley,

I think its ok

that your having gay thoughts,

just so long as you never

act on them.

MCKINLEY: No,

because then you’re

just keeping it down,

Like a dimmer switch on low,

(On low!)

Thinking nobody needs to know!

(Uh oh!)

PRICE: But that's not true!

MCKINLEY: Being gay is bad,

but lying is worse,

So just realize

you have a curable curse,

And turn it off!

(Turn it off)

(Break)

(clap, clap)

Turn it off!

Now how do you feel!

PRICE: The same

MCKINLEY: Then you

only got yourself to blame,

You didn't pretend hard enough,

Imagine that your brain

is made of tiny boxes,

and find the box that’s gay

and CRUSH IT!

Ok?

PRICE: No, no,

I'm not having gay thoughts

CUNNINGHAM: Alright! It worked!

(Yay!)

(Turn it off!)

(Turn it off, Turn it off!)

turn it off, like a light switch

just go click click!

What a cool

little Mormon Trick!

(Trick trick!)

(We do it all the time!)

MCKINLEY: When you're

feeling certain feelings

that just don't seem right!

Treat those pesky feelings

like a reading light!

And Turn it off! (Like a light switch,

On a cord)

(Now he isn't gay any!...)

(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it...!)

(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it...!)

(Tur-ur-urn it...)

MCKINLEY: Turn it off!