In every city in every backstreet
There's a brand of people
Who dance to the beat
Swilling beer at hockey games
The fans of Oi Oi
Music and that's the name
The evening has only just begun
As they crack open the 12th one
Carte blanch for chaos
Carte blanche for fun
When they're coming you better run
Carte blanch for chaos
Carte blanche for fun
When they're coming you better run
Down at Gelato's on a Saturday night
Drinking PBR and watching Eugene fight
Spied a man in a Port-a-Potty
Len and Gary decided to be naughty
Flipped it over on its back
The man jumped out covered in crap
Carte blanch for chaos
Carte blanche for fun
When they're coming you better run
Carte blanch for chaos
Carte blanche for fun
When they're coming you better run
Pam decided to throw a birthday party
Said bring your friends around 8:30
20 of them and one punched Jen
Used a stereo to bash his head in
TV through the window
Long hair through the wall
Carte blanch for chaos
Carte blanche for fun
When they're coming you better run
Carte blanch for chaos
Carte blanche for fun
When they're coming you better run
Carte blanch for chaos
Carte blanche for fun
When they're coming you better run
Carte blanch for chaos
Carte blanche for fun
When they're coming you better run
