Went to the pound got me a dog;

I won't forget the day

I brought her home she wagged her

Tail and she began to play

Dig a hole dig a hole

Dig a hole in the flower bed

She dug up every plant and tree

Now all the grass is dead

She grabbed hold of the curtains

And then she gave a tug

She left a little pile

In the middle of the rug

Eat a hole eat a hole

Eat a hole in the garbage can

Once she tried to eat the

UPS delivery man

We tried to train her on a leash

But she just wouldn't stay

I'd throw her sticks; she'd sit

And stare and then she'd run away

Break a hole break a hole

Break a hole right through the fence

The neighbors will not talk to me

Relationships are tense

She sleeps upon my bed now;

Moves me out of the way

The blankets are in shreds now

She barks at me all day

Take the whole take the whole

Take the whole house it is yours

I'm sleeping on the floor now

And I'm scratchin' at the doors