I'm the weeknd I'm the greatest ever

Rich as hell now got so much cheddar

I'm a huge pop star dude however

I'm never happy smile never

And so I made a catchy song that

Makes me seem like an egocentric a*s

All I do in this verse is brag

'Bout all the cars and girls I have

I hate the person that I used to be

Used to be

So I cut my hair and now I've totally

Totally

Reinvented myself with a hair cut

Which is a very immature teen mentality

Mentality

It's clear I've totally lost my mind mind

All of these platinum records have made me blind blind

Might as well destroy everything of mine mine

But before that I'ma snort some lines

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

They would all laugh

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

At my stupid f**king hairdo

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

Kiss my d**n a*s

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

Now I'm richer than all of you

Now that my hair's gone the next thing I must do

Is to get rid of all my other old s**t too

Switch my style up even more just to prove

I'll still be the best no matter what I lose

For example if I chop off this leg

I will probably get even more respect

Here I'll just hack it off with this neon 'cross

Even my blood is rich it tastes like pasta sauce

Okay that hurts but what a relief a relief

To prove there's another part of the old me me

I don't need as long as I have money

Guess I might as well chop off the other one also

One also

Even without legs I am still the best best

I'll post this on Instagram hashtag blessed blessed

Who needs limbs I should just lose the rest rest

Daft punk what's up guys are you impressed

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

What have you done

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

You're a motherf**kin' stump boy

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

You are so dumb

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

Chop my motherf**kin' head off