Perry

You know you are a boy′s best friend

You're more than just a passing trend

You′re like a tree from a candy store

Oh Perry

We love you more than ice cream cakes

We love you more than bugs and snakes

We love you more than all things mentioned before

Oh Perry

You're extraordinary

You're kinda short and hairy

The color of a blueberry

Yes Perry

So come home Perry

Come home Perry, come home

Hey Candace, why don′t you sing one?

Umm, oh Perry

I think it′s kinda scary

I can't find you anywhere-y

It fills me with despair-y

Oh Perry

I′m allergic to dairy

I'm gonna move to the Prairies

And change my name to Larry (Larry?)

I ran out of rhymes, alright!

She′ll change her name to Larry, Larry, Larry

So come home Perry

Come home Perry, come home

So come home Perry

Come home Perry, come home

Come home Perry

Come home