Well ali baba had them forty thieves

Sheherezade had a thousand tales

But master you in luck

'Cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of

Magic never fails

You got some power in

Your corner now

Some heavy ammunition

In your camp

You got some punch

Pizazz yahoo and how

See all you gotta do

Is rub that lamp

And I'll say

Mister aladdin sir

What will your pleasure be

Let me take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had

A friend like me

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre'd

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss

The king the shah

Say what you wish

It's yours true dish

How about a little more baklava

Have some of column A

Try all of column B

I'm in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this

Do your friends do that

Do your friends pull

This out their little hat

Can you friends go poof

Well looky here

Can your friends go

Abracadabra let're rip

And then make the sucker disappear

So doncha sit there slack

Jawed buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all

Your midday prayers

You got me bona fide certified

You got a genie for

Your charge d'affaires

I got a powerful

Urge to help you out

So what cha wish

I really wanna know

You got a list that's

Three miles long no doubt

Well all you gotta do

Is rub like so and oh

Mister aladdin sir have

A wish or two or three

I'm on the job you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend

Never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend

Never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me