There's a man in a blue plaid shirt come knockin'

I don't know what he's come here for

But I know it probably isn't gonna hurt anybody

If I don't get up and answer the door

No I believe I'll stay here on the floor

I'm gonna stand by my girl don't think I won't

I'm gonna stand by my girl because she'll kill me if I don't

I said she'll kill me if I don't

I never shoulda messed up

Shoulda gone ahead and fessed up

I'm gonna look good all dressed up

For my own funeral

I'm sure she'll look beautiful

I'm gonna stand by my girl don't think I won't

I'm gonna stand by my girl because she'll kill me if I don't

I said she'll kill me if I don't

I love girl with fire in her eyes

That's what I used to say

But now I've come to realize

If I wanna live another day

I can't be livin' that way

I'm gonna stand by my girl don't think I won't

I'm gonna stand by my girl because she'll kill me if I don't

I'm gonna stand by my girl don't think I won't

I'm gonna stand by my girl because she'll kill me if I don't

I said she'll kill me if I don't