I got my fingers dirty at the school of rock
Yeah I got my fingers dirty so I took a walk
I went up to the country park
And hung around till after dark
Till the girls got home
Till the girls got home
Did I tell you about the one I know
She's on the rag
She spent the summer day
Inside her sleeping bag
Yeah she spent the summer day inside
Until it's time to go to work
And she works all night
Cause the girl's all right
The girls have got a house
That's like a caravan
And it's like your holidays
Whenever you go round
And we always have a laugh
And then we all get in the bath
To save on the leccy bill
Me and Joe and Phil'
I had to leave them in the morning
I left the keys around the way
I had to go to work
I had to leave them in the morning
I left the keys down in the cafe
I had to catch a bus
And when Joe was short of cash
I had to give her some
But I didn't really mind
Cause I was fit for once
So she paid the leccy bill
And got the shopping and we still had
Some for the cinema
So we all went out
She asked me
Do I need to lose a bit of weight
And I said her
Don't be stupid
Cause you're looking great
And I call her String Bean Jean
Because the label on her jeans says
Seven to eight years old
Well that's pretty small
Seven to eight years old
That's pretty small
Seven to eight years old
That's pretty small
Seven to eight years old
I had to leave them in the morning
I left my keys around the way
I had to go to work
I had to leave them in the morning
I left my keys down in the cafe
I had to catch a bus
