Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble

When you're perfect in every way

I can't wait to look in the mirror

'Cos I get better looking each day

To know me is to love me

I must be a hell of a man

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble

But I'm doing the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend

But I guess she just couldn't compete

With all of these love-starved women

Who keep clamouring around at my feet

Well I probably could find me another

But I guess they're all in awe of me

Who cares?

I never get lonesome

'Cos I treasure my own company

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble

When you're perfect in every way

I can't wait to look in the mirror

'Cos I get better looking each day

To know me is to love me

I must be a hell of a man

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble

But I'm doing the best that I can

I guess you could say I'm a loner

A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud

I could have lots of friends if I want to

But I wouldn't stand out in the crowd

Some folks say that I'm egotistical

Hell, I don't even know what that means

I guess it has something to do with the way

That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble

When you're perfect in every way

I can't wait to look in the mirror

'Cos I get better looking each day

To know me is to love me

I must be a hell of a man

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble

But I'm doing the best that I can

We're doing the best that we can