They're making movies about my years at Hogwarts
And they had to pick just the right one
To represent me
On the silver screen
And I've gotta say they've got it spot on
'Cause he's a swell guy we all like a lot
And he's got it going on with those baby blues he's got
And even though I'm straight
I'm not ashamed to say
Tom Felton's kinda hot
