Animation vs Anything
Grunkle Stan
Vs
Saul Goodman
(Draw!) Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack!
I don't want your card, I deal strictly in cash!
Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact!
(Haha!) We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass
In fact, Soos! (Yes, Mr. Pines?) Let's make it happen! (Yes!)
Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don't even think Mable could fix your marriage with Wexler
Your ex-wife misses you, but her aim is getting better!
Don't Slippin' Jimmy me, pal, you smash my front end
And I'll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I'll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I'll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you're clearly just an idiot!
I've heard of burning bridges, but this is getting ridiculous!
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting!
Name's Saul, Did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer: I don't do wills anymore
Think you're taking the gold: I don't buy what you say
Cuz when it comes to bars, I'm the victor with a K!
Step off! As the kids say, I'm cocking my blick!
The streets call me Walt Jr. 'cause I walk with a stick!
You oughta walk with a broom; your shack's a disgrace
You should call the disappearer, to vacuum the place!
Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky!
Sorry Grunk, tough luck! Old people love me!
How am I supposed to convince her you're not ugly?
Your honor, my client's hot, Source: bro trust me
What can I say? I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day!
Your whole business is fishy when the feds get involved
And you're locked up in prison, hey: Better Call Saul!
Well, if you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the Bill!
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut and your name is McGill!
I've got a family that loves me: just go ask Sixer!
You cut all yours off and stuck with kid named Finger!
Now, let's talk about Howard: the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room!
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon but they caught you with ease
Take it from me: being a crook is in your Genes!
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before I blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don't like it? Then blow me: I know you eat kids
Use that two-wrist attraction and Saul Gone my dick!
Stan, you disappoint your wife in more ways than one!
And you took your brother's life in more ways than one!
You just kept rocking the boat, something that you can't afford
Now your relationships have sailed: unlike the Stan O' War
