I Don't Need Music

I don't need to be a musician

In fact, I don't need music at all

Really?

Stop looking at me like that, keyboard! You know I'm right!

What would you do instead?

Maybe I'll be a baker, or a candlestick maker

Maybe I'll be a potter, or a teacher like "Welcome Back, Kotter"

Maybe I'll juggle or maybe I'll juice

Be a Top Gun and be friends with Goose

One thing I know for sure

I don't need music I don't need you anymore

I don't need music I'm gonna kick you right out the door

I don't need music anymore!

Ah! Why don't you take the hint and leave me alone?!