Happy Valentine's day, Wagstaff-inopolises!
If you think fish are just the grooviest
Join the Club for Marine Life Enthusiasts!
Wednesdays at lunch
If peanuts make you itch and wheeze
Come and listen to the speaker on food allergies
If you have good times, and if you have good rhymes
You may have found your one and only
But then the one you like-like says, "Take a hike-hike"
Then suddenly you're lonely
But still be glad, even if you're sad
Take comfort just in knowing
You'll be okay, it's Valentine's day
Your heart's not broken, it's only growing
