You got to stop by the corner, man, you know I got what you need, man

Here's the jingle!

You want it? Baby, I got it

You need it? Baby, come get it

You want it? Baby I got what you need, what you need

What you need, what you need

You want it? Baby, I got it

You need it? Baby, come get it

You want it? Baby I got what you need, what you need

What you need, what you need

I got headphones, I got tempos

I got ten toes with in-growns, I got pitbulls

You hit the jackpot, man, you're in the in-zone

How much you want to spend, babe? That's all it depends on

Banjo strings and sandal strings

Hamstrings, candle strings and cufflinks

'Got bengals, cankles, and Cadillac handles

Come back next week, I'll teach y'all to tango (Oh!)

No hassle, man, no haggle, come on!

Ain't nothin' too shameful, this is my corner, baby

Ain't no price painful, ain't no exchange, though

But I will take your dollars, pennies, pounds and pesos

You want it? Baby, I got it

You need it? Baby, come get it

You want it? Baby I got what you need, what you need

What you need, what you need

You want it? Baby, I got it

You need it? Baby, come get it

You want it? Baby I got what you need, what you need

What you need, what you need

I got bowties, broke pliers, and oak liners

I got clothes driers, low riders, and coat hangers

I got needle-nose pliers, front row to the Globetrotters

You buy some one-liners I'll throw in some "yo' momma's" (Oh!)

Low credit, no credit, no prob, you'll be riding in style

In a Honda low-rider in no time

No radio, and no tires

It's just exposed wires but it rides so quiet (Yeah!)

No violence, I told y'all before, man

You break it, you buy it, come on, make me an offer

Baby, buy me out, all here on the corner

Right here, right now, so what'chu need, what'chu need? (Uh!)

You want it? Baby, I got it

You need it? Baby, come get it

You want it? Baby I got what you need, what you need

What you need, what you need

You want it? Baby, I got it

You need it? Baby, come get it

You want it? Baby I got what you need, what you need

What you need, what you need

(Oh yeah you know I got your size, yeah what- extra small?)

(Okay well what we'll do is we'll just shrink down a large, you know what I mean?)

(It'll be all good, no problem. How much you got on you?)

(That's enough!)

I got Girls Gone Wild, cab drivers gone wild

The world gone wild, rabbis gone wild,

President gone wild, but hey!

Then again, it's just re-runs of old CNN

It's whatever y'all want carte blanche, the vice president's book

Called "Memoirs of a Hornfly"

Got all your favorites for sale, paperback

Hell no, you can't take it back, you said Betamax!

Come on, now, people! I gotta pay the rent

Paperclips, shaving kits, Raisinets, lazy pets

Bayonets, cigarettes, Raiderettes and vinaigrette

I got some cable-nets made by kids in Bangladesh!

Lettuce, hummus, 'cumbers? Shit, you can buy a vowel!

All on the corner, right here, right now

I take gold cards, trading cards, green cards, race cards

And any legal tender with a white man in the center! (Uh!)

You want it? Baby, I got it

You need it? Baby, come get it

You want it? Baby I got what you need, what you need

What you need, what you need

You want it? Baby, I got it

You need it? Baby, come get it

You want it? Baby I got what you need, what you need

What you need, what you need

(Oh! That's right, y'all! Step up, step up, we got everything you need!)

(And on top all that, I'm a nice guy, you feel me?)

(Ladies, come on through- wait where are you going?...)

(You want it? Baby, I got it)

(You need it? Baby, come get it)

(You want it? Baby I got what you need, what you need)

(What you need, what you need)