Writer(s): Lyndia J. Shafer, Sanger D. Shafer
All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is a place
I'd dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
Rosanna's down in Texarcana
Wanted me to push her broom
And sweet Eileen's in Abilene
She thought that I hung the moon
And Allison's in Galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And Dimples who now lives in
Temple's got the law looking for me
All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is a place
I'd dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
I remember that old Frio River where I learned to swim
And it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my welcome thin By transcendental
meditation I go there each night
But I always come back to my self long before daylight
All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas
Therefore I reside in Tennessee
Some folks think I'm hiding It's been rumored that I died
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee
