I got a monster in my closet
Someone ' s underneath my bed
The wind ' s knocking at my window
I ' d kill it but it ' s already dead
It waits till the midnight hour to come
To torture me for the wrong that I ' ve done
It just sits there and stares at me
And it won ' t let me get any sleep
( Just let me sleep )
I got a monster in my closet
Someone ' s underneath my bed
The wind ' s knocking at my window
I ' d kill it but it ' s already dead
At first I was scared
When I looked at his eyes
But now that I know him
I ' m not that surprised
I ' m just waiting on the sun to rise
Oh how I wish that old sun would rise
I got a monster in my closet
Someone ' s underneath my bed
The wind ' s knocking at my window
I ' d kill it but it ' s already dead
I used to wonder why he looked familiar
Then I realised it was a mirror
Oh and now it is plain to see
The whole time the monster was me
Oh there ' s a monster in my closet
Someone ' s underneath my bed
The wind ' s knocking at my window
I ' d kill it but it ' s already dead
The living dead
Only thing that ' ll bring me back alive woman
Is some good good head
Hahahahaha