It's soup or salad fries or biscuits extra olives donuts
Know the menu of this venue do not be a slow klutz
Get the order right or else the customers'll go nuts
Soup or salad fries or biscuits extra olives donuts
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The guy at table twenty wants some honey for his green peas
Hold the pickles hold the lettuce hold the hyuck anchovies
Who would order pizza with no crust no sauce and no cheese
Soup or salad fries or biscuits extra olives check please
Penguins and max yumdiddliddlumdiddleei yumdiddliddlumdiddleei
This job's purty tough
Not as tough as the steak
So even if they tell ya that they want some heated cold cuts
Or some mustard mixed with custard with to dip who knows what
A waiter's work is never done no ifs no and no buts
Soup or salad fries or biscuits extra olives
Donuts
