We're the kings of the road, you're the dogs of the sea

You're burning up on the sand, we break a hundred and three

Leather jackets don't make you brave

Try riding down a ten-foot wave

You're waxing your board when I'm greasing my hair

While you're sleeping at night, we're riding everywhere

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats in town

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats around

Yeah, we don't care what you say

We'll take that challenge any day

'Cause we're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town

All you wanna do is win, win, win

I bet you greasy heads can't even spin

You got a room for a betty on the back of your board?

You gotta cover your ears while my engine roars

If you got wet, you would cry like a baby

A two-foot wave, and you'd be calling ya mammy

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats in town

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats around

Yeah, we don't care what you say

We'll take that challenge any day

'Cause we're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town

I got the moves, moves, moves like Elvis

Moves, moves, moves like Elvis

Yeah, maybe you can move your hips and curl your lips

But can you do the wave and swim like this? Come on

I know you do the monkey when you're riding your whip

But can you do the jitterbug and swing like this? Let's go

Anything that you can do, I can do better

I'm the coolest cat!

No, I'm the coolest cat!

Tell me, "Who's the coolest cat in this whole entire place?"

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats in town

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats around

Yeah, we don't care what you say

We'll take that challenge any day

'Cause we're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town (town)

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats in town (in town)

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats

We're the coolest cats around (around)

Yeah, we don't care what you say

We'll take that challenge any day (we don't care)

'Cause we're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town