Oreos are vegan

So are kettle cooked potato chips

Russet flavor be my favorite

Plus my girl in love and don't mind if my belly fat

I love her if her belly fat but love her belly flat

Hey yo that peanut butter'n jelly be the jam

I wash it down with almond milk

Almond Breeze or Silk, whatever brand

Trader Joes's the cost the least

Whole Foods though will run you at least a newphew and a niece

My motto is bravado and avocados

Whenever I'm not full is leaves me hollow

Plus I'm Dominicano so you know I love arroz con habichuelas

During hot sauce application I might get a bit overzealous

If you ever seen me turn down pasta

I promise you it wasn't me it was an imposter

At times I may pose for cameras

Other times I'll push through hungry for a bushel of bananas

Word

A BIG OL' FAT BELLY

My power's mostly solar

Otherwise digestion of granola

My oil's coconut and not canola

If you tryna drink some soda you should not come over

All I'm tryna say though, is sun try sun dried tomatoes

There's a zillion different dishes they be great for

I promise you'll be grateful

Lentils are instrumental

Think about it, you won't have no problems that are dental

If you ain't eating on falafel then you mental fam

That's like tryna eat a p**y with a dental dam

I be in Burma

Fighting off a sunburn with a bean burger

And I tip servers

Biatch

Biatch!

A BIG OL' FAT BELLY

Food glorious food to consume

I still ill over portabella mushroom

Fresh baked bread

Stay in effect and stay fed

Ain't that the truth

I eat up olives drink entire jars of juice

Is that a jar or a vile or a tube?

Good food

I eat a lot of popcorn with oil and salt

Unpopped kernels at the pot bottom

That's nobody fault

I chew extra on the unpopped kernels

Then wash it all with tap water, not sterno

Maybe juice and seltzer water for a drink to refresh

Or frozen chunks of fruit I'd say that mango'ed be the best

If you don't like dark chocolate then you awkard

The fat belly moves onward