The owl and the pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat
They brought some honey and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five pound note
The owl looked up to the stars above
And sang to a small guitar
Oh lovely p**sy oh p**sy my love
What a beautiful p**sy you are
You are
What a beautiful p**sy you are
P**sy said to the owl you elegant fowl
How charmingly sweet you sing
Oh let us be married too long we have tarried
But what shall we do for a ring
They sailed away for a year and a day
To the land where the bong tree grows
And there in the wood a piggy wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose
His nose his nose
With a ring at the end of his nose
Dear pig are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring said the piggy I will
So they took it away and were married next day
By a turkey who lives on the hill
They dined on mince and slices of quince
Which they ate with a runcible spoon
And hand in hand by the edge of the sand
They danced by the light of the moon
The moon the moon
They danced by the light of the moon v
