WOMEN: I gotta get out
I gotta get out
I gotta get out
How'd i get in this slammer
This cooler
This big dollhouse!
MATRON: Alright, ladies, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!" For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention, think of me as a mother... one who eats her young!
VELMA: Locked up with all these
Lowlife women
EDNA: And horizontal stripes
Ain't exactly slimmin'
AMBER: Is there anybody here
Who can dry clean my blouse?
MATRON: It's the maid's day off
In the big dollhouse
LITTLE INEZ: Lady justice
Where have you gone?
EDNA: Ooh, Wilbur, check
I think I left the iron on!
VELMA: Did you see Corny laughing?
I could murder that louse!
MATRON: Honey, that'll getcha life
In the big dollhouse
ALL: Big house!
VELMA: Locked up here in the pen
ALL: Big house!
AMBER: No phone!
EDNA: No food!
MOTORMOUTH: No men!
EDNA: I need a conjugal visit
From my loving spouse
MATRON: Honey, just drop the soap
In The Big Dollhouse
EDNA: Yoo hoo
My stomach's a little sour
I haven't had food
In over an hour
MATRON: You just had a pizza
Six burgers, a mouse!
ALL: There's no food left
In the big dollhouse
VELMA: Hey, matron
I have got to complain
WOMAN: Mira, mami, don't I know you
From 1st and main?
VELMA: Eek! Call my Lipsh*tz and strauss
I gotta get sprung
From the big dollhouse
ALL: Big house!
LITTLE INEZ: No fair!
EDNA: No food!
PENNY: No fun!
ALL: Big house!
MOTORMOUTH: And our fight had just begun
'Cause it's freedom's flame
Velma'd like to douse
So we must break out of this
Big Dollhouse
TRACY: Penny, I can't take
All this waiting
I've lost my man
Plus, my hair's deflating!
PENNY: Well Tracy
I hate to grumble or grouse
ALL: But it's your fault that we're in
This big dollhouse!
WOMAN: Hey, cool it, ladies
No need to shout
And don't ya got an old man
To bail you out?
VELMA: Ha! Her daddy's a pervert
A loser, a souse!
EDNA: Well, it's just us girls
In the big dollhouse
ALL: Big house!
AMBER: God, I'm too young to fry!
ALL: Big house!
EDNA: I'm busting out!
MOTORMOUTH: Girl, so am I!
ALL: Lady Justice, hear my plea
'Cause the big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
Ain't big enough for me!
For me!
For me!
EDNA: For me!
