I took a tram into the fourth dimension
Cos I had the blues
The blues of throwing it all away
Just gimme a Tequila I'll slam it the 4-D way
And when I got there you know
It had certain similarities
Like no smoking anywhere
And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare
4-D Tequila anyone
And don't think we didn't dance to records
By the Fifth Dimension
In the discosphere like Kublai Khan Kublai Khan
And it was pretty goddam hazardous
Out on the Illminster by-pass
Out on the Illminster by-pass
Out on the Illminster by-pass
Out on the Illminster by-pass
Aqua-planing to the theme park
We took a ride called the Banchoff-Klein mega bottle ride
Well how we spewed inside back and forth
In time mathmatics and pride inside
We've gone Balkan we've gone Balkan anyway
It absolutely had to happen to someone today
Yeah there's no smoking anywhere
Throw it all away
Yeah we've gone Balkan anyway
You can get rid of the blues this way
Yeah that's how we fix the blues today
It absolutely had to happen to someone today
Yeah there's no smoking anywhere
Throw it all away
Yeah we've gone Balkan anyway
You can get rid of the blues this way
Yeah that's how we fix the blues today
Throw it all away
And it's time to be doing something good
