I′m no good at chatting up and I always get rebuffed
Enough to drive a man to drink, I don't do no washing up
I always leave the stuff piled up
Piled up in the sink
But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties
Me and my girlfriend, we argued and she ran away from home
She must have found somebody new and now I′m all alone
Living on my own
What am I supposed to do?
That's why you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
Then I met this debutante, I said that, "I like New Wave rock"
She was into French cuisine, but I ain′t no Cordon Bleu
This was at some do in Palmer′s Green
I had no luck with her
You will still find him in the kitchen at parties
You will still find him in the kitchen at parties
At last I met a pretty girl, she laughed and talked with me
We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way
And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
I′ve done my time in the kitchen at parties
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
He′s done his time in the kitchen at parties
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
He′s done his time in the kitchen at parties
