The king called on the kingdom

To gather all their best

To slay a mighty dragon

Because it was his pest

A strange little man came forth

To request a deft assist

But the witcher was quite reluctant

The story had a twist

The golden one with the golden rules

Two warrior belles with all the tools

More dazzling than all the jewels

Oh they showed us we're all fools

They showed us we're all fools

Oh we're just fools

The old little man fell swiftly

Off a cliff and to his death

We sadly mourned the loss

Thought we'd witnessed his last breath

But then he breathed some fire

On the goon that came his way

'Cause he was a golden dragon

Not a man with temples gray

The golden one with the golden rules

Two warrior belles with all the tools

More dazzling than all the jewels

Oh they showed us we're all fools

They showed us we're all fools

Oh we're just fools

The witcher loved his woman

The sorceress beauty

But the solemn golden dragon

Told them it was not to be

The wise sad dragon's truths

Broke what never could repair

But that lovable old lutenist

Won the hearts of the huntress pair

Oh the golden one with the golden rules

Two long- necked warriors with all the tools

More dazzling than all the jewels

Oh they showed us we're all fools

They showed us we're all fools

Oh we're just fools

We're just fools