Boarding School

Everyone from home

Says that you're so cool

Come on, everybody

To the boarding school

Everyone from town

Says that you're so cool

Come on, get down

To the boarding school

[Verse 1]

L-L-Let's do drugs

Make love with our teachers

Come on, date a townie

Let his tattoo'd ass beat ya

I'm a fan of pro-ana nation

I do them drugs to stop the f-food cravings

If you wanna get high with me

I'm in the back doin' crack, drinkin' p-p-pepsi

[Chorus]

Everyone from home

Says that you're so cool

Come on, everybody

To the boarding school

Everyone from town

Says that you're so cool

Come on, get down

To the boarding school

[Verse 2]

Cheap trailer trash and everyone knows it

But she got a great ass and she knows how to show it

With American flags on each little finger

You're crashing on Wall Street

While I'm blowing up as a singer

[Verse 3]

If you wanna get that scholarship

Yale's not a problem, let's solve it

Educated in the language of doin' it

Get down like your tutor taught you to

And do it

[Chorus]

Everyone from home

Says that you're so cool

Come on, everybody

To the boarding school

Everyone from town

Says that you're so cool

Come on, get down

To the boarding school

[Verse 4]

If you wanna get that sugar cane

If you wanna be that pin-up queen

You can, you can

If you wanna do that south beach swing

Or go on a groove, vacationing

You can, you can, you can

[Bridge]

When they said prolific, they weren't kidding

You thought that I was just a calender kitten

But now you heard me purring, tiger, you're smitten

So let's begin to major in the art of sinnin'

[Chorus]

Everyone from home

Says that you're so cool

Come on, everybody

To the boarding school

Everyone from town

Says that you're so cool

Come on, get down

To the boarding school

[Outro]

Get down, get down