A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood
He is a bad boy
He won't do nothin' right his report card don't look so good
He is a bad boy
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
He is a bad boy
Just sits around the house and plays that rock-n-roll music all night
He is a bad boy
Well he put thumbtacks on teacher's chair
Put chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now junior behave yourself
Buys every rock-n-roll book on the magazine stand
He is a bad boy
Every dime that he gets oh is off to the jukebox man
He is a bad boy
He worries his teacher till at she's a-ready to poop
He is a bad boy
From rockin' and a rollin' spinnin' in a hula-hoop
Bad boy
Well his rock-n-roll has gotta stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama you'd better do what she said
Bad boy
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
Bad boy
You took the canary and you fed it to the neighboor's cat
He is a bad boy
You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
He is a bad boy
Well this modern mess has gotta stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior behave yoursel