Lincoln: Huh?
Luna: Hey, bro! *guitar strum* One, two, three, four!
Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud
The best dang brother anywhere around
Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud
The best dang brother anywhere around
He helped me get this T that′s sweaty
He helped me get red carpet ready
He helped us buy that closet thing
I told you, guys. I don't want to sing
Lincoln: Wow. Can you believe this? My sisters are pretty cool.
Even if I can′t see SMOOCH, this is definitely the next big thing
Luna: Ladies and gentlemen, SMOOCH!
Lincoln: What? How did you get SMOOCH?
Luna: We've learned to be pretty convincing,
Thanks to some advice from the master
Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud
The best dang brother anywhere around
Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud
The best dang brother anywhere around
Your sisters told us that you went so far
To help them out, you're a real rock star
Everyone has had their fun
The song is over, so we gotta
Run!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-bow!
