bohot samay baad ladki pe gaana
gadi aur daaru nhi dikhana
sadaki tareeka hai yeh pyaar dikhane ka
jeb me na kodi fir bhi tere pe diwana
tu hifi lekin me fokat ke wifi pe betha hu
naam toh bta mai daalunga dm
fir am se pm kare baat sath sath
khali ghar raat raat boht hard boht hard
tu latka ke jhatka ke chlti hai
bhtka ke dhyaan mera
tere es chlne pe mene kuch likha hai
public ko de dunga gayan tera
o madam ji me tera bhai nhi ae
dheere chl dheere chal koi ghayi nhi hai
bass itna he bolunga dikhthti hai mashalla
chlti hai isme do rai nhi hai
mama banne bolu kallu ban jauga
tu chahe toh tera pallu ban jauga
malyalam hogi toh mallu ban jauga
telgu rhegi toh allu ban jauga
tu bnayegi toh ullu ban jauga
baby baba nhi ballu ban jauga
item patane me sanju ban jauga
shadi krne bole sallu ban jauga