it's not what i expected
my intentions all were pure
thought i'd have him just the covers fold
the laundry scrub the floor
but the robot didn't quite work like i guess robot
yes things progress
see when you've reached a certain age
the housework takes its toll on you
so the robot was an early christmas gift
just for us two
when you gallop off to work
just like some hollow corporate shrub
he'd be there for a shoulder rub
we'd move into the marble tub
i never intended to cheat
it was all in the moment
the passion of heat after all there's no privates
just cold metal parts
that could pierce my v**a but never my heart
he's he's a sex machine robot
dressed up like a gardener
eugene with a hat and jeans and burgundy beret
he's a sex machine robot
he had me giggling like a teen
oh it was you who i was with that fateful day
but then when you walked in
on a something snapped inside
his brain started glitching
chasing me just like a honky to real train
well it trampled our proportion
ate our darling little cat not the cat
yes the cat just like that
and he stalked me all over town
that sex machine robot is hunting me down
cause he's jealous of you raw this rage in his gears
this could be our last moment
good god man he's here
he's a sex machine robot
and it's on the prowl
i nearly gave up halfway here
to that sex machine robot
nearly threw in the town
and i thought of you knew i had to fall through
you're the only one i think fondly of
though i'm messed up i know there's still no one
i know i would rather call my love
but this ex machine robot is trying to kill
because an opening
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