And so, King Arthur gathered his Knights together
Bringing from all the corners of the Kingdom the strongest and bravest in
The land to sit at the Round Table
The strangely flatulent Sir Bedevere
The dasingly handsome Sir Galahad, the homicidally brave Sir Lancelot
Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot
Who slew the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who
Personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill
And the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-show
Sorry
Together they formed a band whose names
And deeds were to be retold throughout the Centuries
The Knights of the Round Table
All for one
One for all
All for one
And one for all
Some for some
Non for non
Slightly less for people we don't like
And a little bit more for me
All 'round this Blightly land we are his mighty band
Oooo
King Arthur's strongest knights
We are prepared to fight
Whoooo-ever
All for one
Two for all
All for some
And free for all
