Remember this is a rap battle

That means no weapons, that means you Ayano (huh?)

Drop 'em (fine)

All of them

Alright! Ahem!

Epic Rap Battles of Akademi!

Osana Najimi

Versus

Ayano Aishi

Begin!

Oh look, it's you, the freak of the school!

The one who thinks that stalking my Senpai is cool

Listen up, I only have one thing to say

Senpai would choose me over you any day

I mean, come on!

You sneak around when you think no one sees you

I'll let you on a secret

We all know that you do

Like, oh my God

Yan-chan why can't you see?

You'll never get Senpai

He belongs to me!

Everytime you flap your lips is another brain cell fizzing out

I swear on my Senpai, that I will knock you out

You swing your hips and pout your lips and think you're being sly

When you hide your precious feelings about "loving" Senpai

Do you even really love him, you don't act like you do

You whine all the time and place the spotlight on you

"You always keep me waiting" yeah that will get his love

I'd give him more affection than he could ever dream of

Ha! You squirm around when he's five feet away!

He tells me all the time, "She's acting kinda strange"

If you think I'll let you have him, then you better think twice

It doesn't take long before I stop being nice

Do you really think you scare me?

I know what keeps you up at night

If you want to make this bloody, I've been itching for a fight

I'll tranq you and tie you to a chair and break your mind

Or maybe I'll just stab you, yeah, that'd be fine

You don't scare me

I can though

Ha! What do you know?

I know that you should probably keep an eye on your bento

What the... it's poisoned? That bento was for Senpai!

I'll let you give him gifts when fat pigs fly!

Senpai will never love you!

You're weird and you're a freak!

I don't think he'll complain, when he gets me in the sheets

Ayano! Osana!

You know what? That's it!

I'll put you in your place! (Ha)

Come at me, bitch!

Who won? Who's next?

When will the next update be out?

When will YanDev answer all my questions?

Midori! Sorry, you decide!

Epic rap (rap) Battles (battles) of Akademi!