I wear women's underwear
And then I go to strike a
pose in my full length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer
But my libido is strong
when a lady is near, yeah
What defines a straight man's straight?
Is it the bo er in the brief
or a twelve ounce steak?
Nah, I'll tell you what
a woman loves most
It's a man who can slap
but can also stroke
Going in the wind is an eddy
of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No more getting elated
No more listless invitations
I live by a hospital
And every day I go out walking
past its sickly windows
I see people dying there
But my tender age makes it hard to care
The incinerator and a big smoke stack
It's a phallic symbol
and it makes me laugh
All I need is a heart attack, c'mon
Humble my bones with a cardiac
Going in the wind is an eddy
of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No more getting elated
No more listless invitations
For the love of f k
For the sake of Pete
Did you ever really think
you'd love a guy like me?
I am the rooster in the morning
I'm the cock of the day
I'm the bo er in the briefs
I'm a twelve ounce steak
Eh oh, eh oh
Eh oh, eh oh
Yabo, yabo
Yabo, yabo
Yabo
It's verbatim
And yeah, and it's naked
And yeah, and it's shakin'
It shakes, shakes, shakes
