I'm gonna roll a foula

everybody what the sparkle stick is big crack

Put the stanky -danky stuff on lips and take a big bag

Roll it in a blotter, pack a bonger, fill a zig -zag

All I know is that I love it when I have a big bag

Have you ever seen a guy like me? I know you haven't

That's why you're staring, put your tongue back in your mouth

I'm just a pot -toker

You're a baby -batter -drinking -nerdy -cock -smoker

These crazy nasty thoughts swirling in my noggin

I smoke a joint and run my mouth, man, fuck them joggin'

I'm feeling really froggy, about to eat some bugs

People say I'm stinting and I'm on eleven different drugs

You know that's not the truth, I only cheat the reefer

You better put your boots on cause the shit is getting deeper

I clearly have a message, and it's in good measure

I want you to be happy, live your life with lots of pleasure

I don't believe in being stressed or depressed

When someone makes me mad, I need the herb in my chest

So I take a big drag, I think your girl is gonna gag

Cause she took a big puff off my really big bag

Everybody, buckle, snuggle, stick his big bag

Buckle, snake it, snake it, come on lips and take a big drag

Roll it in a blotter, pack up longer, fill a zig -zag

All I know is that I love it when I have a big bag

I gotta get another big bag, really quickly

I gotta get another naughty girl to rub and lick me

If you ask me which it is that's pushing me

Man, between the ganja and nookie, I'ma say the chronic's better

Now if you were moving brown frown, don't bring none to my town

Only skunk will get me drunk, it's got me dressed in like a clown

See me dancing like a loon, looking like a live cartoon

Ask your mama, what is that? She says, honey, it's a buffoon

Everybody, point and laugh, I make money cause you laugh

Stare some more and take a picture, ask me for my autograph

Bouncing around from place to place, blowing smoke off in your face

Show you uptight hypocrites that you need to strong embrace

The fact that some of us might need to puff a big bag

All I need is hydroponic weed to stuff my big bag

Till they legalize why the government's a big fag

Come on y 'all and light your lighters, fire up a big bag

Everybody wants to snorkel, stink his big bag

Put the stinky drink into my lips and take a big drag

Roll it in a blotter, pack up longer, fill a zig -zag

All I know is that I love it when I have a big bag

I'm not a battle rapper, up on a gangster beat

I'm just a stoner, I have trouble fucking fightin' sleep

And I don't give a shit, just wanna sit and spit

There's not a soul in this business I'm competing with

Cause I'm an innovator, I'm not a player hater

I'll fart record it, you can put it in your CD player

Do what my maker says, my eyes are shades of red

I'm told that I'm a modern day Aristophanes

You try to piss me off, I'll play some Bob Marley

Before you know it, we'll be smokin' blunts and laughin' hardy

That's just the way I roll, I fuckin' literally tune it

They say I'm cooler than a 110 window unit

Everybody wants to snorkel, stink his big bag

Put the stinky drink into my lips and take a big drag

Roll it in a blotter, pack up longer, fill a zig -zag

All I know is that I love it when I have a big bag

Everybody wants to snorkel, stink his big bag

Put the stinky drink into my lips and take a big drag

Roll it in a blotter, pack up longer, fill a zig -zag

All I know is that I love it when I have a big bag