Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover Rover move it over
Two cats are comin' in
Nat you look like a man with a story
I sure have
I told my wife we oughta save money
That's the way it's gotta be oh gotta
Gotta be that way
She cancelled all her charge accounts
Gave all the gold to me
Well I can't see what you did wrong
Why was your woman so upset
Well I put the money on a horse
And he hasn't showed up yet
Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover Rover move it over
Two cats are comin' in
Well Dean what's your problem
Here it is
I gave my wife
A beautiful fur coat you did
Told her it was genuine mink rich man
I took her out to show it off
Then we stopped in
For a drink oh cocktails
Well I know your wife was really thrilled
How come you two had a spat
Oh it's easy you see
It started to rain the coat got wet
And mink just don't smell like that
Timber
Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover Rover move it over
Two cats are comin' in
Let's hear it Nat you know what
You know what though
What
There's just one way
To handle a woman
Dean we just got to treat 'em rough
We gotta slap 'em that's right
We gotta show 'em who wears the pants
Cut out that sissy sissy stuff
Now it ain't no use to take abuse
Whenever they are cranky or cross
Let's put the women in their place
And we'll show them who's the boss
Open up the doghouse
Two cats are comin' in
