today was my birthday party

it was so moving i cried

i had a super happy good time

until most of my best friends died

so i ran into the bedroom

where there was still some folks alive

we had a pajama jammy pillow fight

ooooooh !

hey there ninja brian

ooooooh !

we're awesome together

ooooooh !

you know that i'm not lying

ooooooh !

best friends forever !

ooooooh !

but if you wouldn't mind , there's...

ooooooh !

one thing i'd like to request

ooooooh !

it'd sure be great if you could please stop

ooooooh !

murdering all of my other friends

that's a dick move , bro.

dick move.

this morning at the dog park

i met a cool new bunch of guys

now we're hanging out together

a few deaths i could look past

at three hundred i was concerned

fifty thousand murders later

ooooooh !

hey there ninja brian

ooooooh !

just always remember

ooooooh !

through the good times and the homicides

ooooooh !

best friends forever !

ooooooh !

i think that i can solve our problem

ooooooh !

meet your new friend , ninja jim

ooooooh !

i know you guys will get along great

ooooooh !

except for the fact you just murdered him

really , ninja brian ?

during the chorus ?

heh. i can't stay mad at you.

our rock jams

we'll reign supreme

as long as you don't stab me

we'll be a legendary team

ninja brian , what are you doing ?

what is that ?

is that a knife ? oh , it's a knife.

i can tell by the way it's stabbing me.

sigh. good talk buddy.