The American Dream (explicit Live From The Prince Edward Theatre, London / 2014) - Original Cast: Miss Saigon / London / 2014/Jon Jon Briones
Written by：Richard Mal
Yeah
My father was a tattoo artist in Haiphong
But his designs on mother didn't last too long
My mother sold her body
High on Betel nuts
Ooh wait wait
My job was bringing red faced monsieurs to our huts
Selling your mom is a wrench
Perfume can cover a stench
That's what I learned from the French
Then it all changed with Dien Bien Phu
The frogs went home
Who came guess who
Are you surprised we went insane
With dollars pouring down like rain
Businessmen never rob banks
I can sell sh*t and get thanks
Now that's what I learned from the Yanks
I'm fed up with
Small time hustles
I'm too good
To waste my talent for greed
I need room to
Flex my muscles
In an ocean where the big sharks feed
Make me Yankee
They're my family
We're selling dreams people need
Hmm what's that I smell in the air
The American dream
Sweet as a new millionaire
The American dream
Pre packed and ready to wear
My American dream
Fat like a chocolate eclair
As I suck out the cream
Avoir
Miss Saigon ha ha
I'm moving on
Grab what you can till it's gone
The American dream
Greasy chinks make life so sleazy
In the States
I'll have a club that's four starred
Men like me there have things easy
I'll have a lawyer and a body guard
To the Johns there
I'll sell blondes there
That they can charge on a card
Ah what's that I smell in the air
The American dream
Sweet as a suite in Bel air
The American dream
Girls can buy tits by the pair
The American dream
Bald people think they'll grow hair
The American dream
Assets that stick out to there
The American dream
You can take more if you dare
The American dream
Banks print money from air
The American dream
Coc*ine shotguns and prayer
The American dream
Hallelujah
Shlitz down the drain
Pop the Champagne
It's time we all entertain
My American dream
I want my girls
Don't you just love the feathers
Blow your big daddy
A kiss
Come on down
I want to see my queen of the town
Come on baby rise and shine
Come out come out wherever you are
Ah she's alive
She's alive
Look at her
Isn't she beautiful
She's a big girl
She needs some big boys
Hello boys yeah yeah
You guys are big
American big
Think you can handle her
I love you lady I love ya
You make me moist
With ya sexy b**ches by the side of Yahoo
Get out
Winner winner ah ha
Yes
Yes
Oh
Ow yeah
This might you come to show share
The American dream
Take even more than you share
The American dream
Oh fresh air
Is this too much
I can never tell
Call girls are lining time square
The American dream
Bums there have money to spare
The American dream
Slide rein the colors design
The American dream
Just sound the salting in game
The American dream
Say can you see
Land of the free soon get
Soon you will buy it from me
The American yeah
Dream what
Dream uh
Dream
Dream ah
My money ah ha ha
It's all mine
Oh all mine hands off
Off off off
I said off
Ah hey my money
Ah ha ha
I just want to do
Hey where's my money going
Where you guys going
Come back
It was just getting good
Wasn't that fabulous
Hey hey hey
That's what I smell in the air
My American dream
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