Under My Rock

It′s where you'll always find me

If you′re walking right behind me

Where is it? Please remind me

Oh yeah

Under my rock

Under my rock

Here's the bed that I lie in

Laugh and sigh and cry in

Or eat a piece of pie in

Under my rock

Under my rock

It's cold and hard and kind of gray (under my rock)

It′s the only place I′ll ever stay (under my rock)

Got snacks and a free telephone

In this stone that I call home

Let's rock!

I got a welcome mat and dirty socks (under my rock)

A sink, a table and a secret box (under my rock)

Myself and me can be alone

In the stone that I call home

Oh yeah

That′s the chair, I sometimes doze on

The hanky I blow my nose on

Hey, my favorite show's on

Under my rock

Under my rock

I guess that completes our tour

So let me show you to the door

That′s all, there ain't no more

Under my rock

Under my rock

Boys, take it home! (Under my rock)

Oh, I already am home (under my rock)

Yeah, it′s where we are (under my rock)

Still here (under my rock)

Heh, this is prime real estate, baby! (Under my rock)

Oh yeah, everything I need, I got right here (under my rock)

I don't need to go anywhere else (under my rock)

It ain't much, but it′s a place to hang my hat (under my rock)

Well, I don′t wear a hat, I wear shorts (under my rock)

I can hang my shorts there (under my rock)

Stand back, I'm taking ′em off (under my rock)

Hey, where's everybody going? (Under my rock)

There it is (under my rock)

There it is (under my rock)