Kids
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today
Kids who can understand anything they say
Kids they are disobedient disrespectful oafs
Noisy crazy sloppy lazy loafers
And while we're on the subject
Kids you can talk and talk till your face is blue
Kids 'cause they still do just what they want to do
Why can't they be like we were
Perfect in every way
What's the matter with kids today
Kids I don't mind the moonlight swims
If I look the loop that hurts
Kids how we ever beat the Russians
Kids I didn't know what puberty was
It was almost past it
Laughing singing dancing grinning morons
And while we're on the subject
Kids they are just impossible to control
Kids with their awful clothes and their rock an' roll
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Caine
What's the matter with kids today
