Poor unfortunate souls

In pain, in need

This one's longing to be thinner

that one wants to get the girl

and do I help them?

Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

so sad, so true

They come flocking to my cauldron

crying "spells, Ursula, please"

And I help them

Yes, I do

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime

be prepared for sensational news!

A shinning new era

is tip toeing nearer

And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

but you'll be rewarded

when at last I am given my dues

An injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

Beata Maria

you know I am a righteous man

of my virtue I am justly proud

Beata Maria

you know I'm so much purer than

the common vulgar,

weak, licensious crowd

Then tell me, Maria

why I see her dancing there?

why her smoldering eyes

still scorch my soul?

I feel her, I see her

the sun caught in her raven hair

is blazing in me out of all control

Like fire, hellfire

this fire in my skin

this burning desire is turning me to sin

No one's slick as Gaston

no one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as

incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no one in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, d k or Stanley

and they'll tell ya whose team

they'd prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston

a king pin like Gaston

No one's got a swell cleft

in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen yes

I'm intimidating!

My, what a guy that Gaston!

Mother knows best

listen to your mother

it's a scary world out there

Mother knows best

one way or another

something will go wrong

I swear!

Ruffians and thugs

poison ivy, quicksand

cannibals and snakes

the plague

No!

Yes!

But also large bugs

men with pointy teeth

Stop! No more!

You'll just upset me!

Mother's right here

Mother will protect you

Darling, here's what I suggest

skip the dramma, stay with mama!

Mother knows best

Yes...!

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Transformation central

Transformation central

Transmodification central

Can you feel it?

You're changing, you're changing

you're changing, allright!

I hope you're satisfied!

But if you ain't, don't blame me

You can blame my friends

on the other side!

But you got what you wanted

But you lost what you had

So Ali turns out to be

merely Aladdin

Just a con

need I go on?

Take it from me

His personality flaws

give me adequate cause

To send him packing on a one way trip

So his prospects take a terminal dip

His assets frozen

the venue chosen

Is the ends of the earth

whoopee!

So long, e prince Ali!