Stuart's writting the saddest song

And he needs to be a loner

He's taking codeine tablet toms

And listens to acetone

But you know my love

Sad melodies need a broken heart?

Why does Stuart speak

About you so

Stuart's writing the funniest song

So he wants to be a clown

He shows up with a candy tongue

While he plays his sad tune

And you know my love

Nobody answers him on the telephone

Why does Stuart speak

About you so