California sober on the Highway 1
Over on the shoulder, thought I saw some fun, lookin' for a ride
Trouble in some daisies, holdin' out her thumb
Stole some sucker's money, now she's on the run and she wanna get high
She said, "I'll take you on a little trip, come on, give these lips a try"
She drank up all my whiskey, blew down all my smoke
I became the punchline of some cosmic joke
Damn bottle was dry, kinda wanted to cry
She whispered, "Pull it over," I said, "You're the boss"
In a southern drawl, said, "Here's where I get off,"
I've enjoyed our time
She said, "Baby, give me one more kiss before I kiss your ass goodbye"
Needed me some diesel just to get back home
Tried to pay the man and found my money gone, had to bum a ride
So if you see them daisies walkin' 'round, son, you best just pass 'em by
And if you see a wallet on the ground, bet your ass, that s**t is mine
