Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes
Ascending into Kennedy Airport
The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening
The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling
Thank you so much for flying with us I hope you has a pleasent flight
We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones
So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your ass laughs)
Stewardess:
Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing
Redman:
Aight Imma do it right now I just gotta 30816,-267)get something out of this bag
Stewardess:
Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away
Redman:
Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag
Stewardess:
Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk
Redman:
Hold on hold on hold on I ain't trying to hear that listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute your starting to get on my f**king nerves get the f**k outta here aight
Stewardess:
Sir is there a problem
Redman:
*sighs* Yeah there's a problem
Stewardess:
Do I have to alert the captain
Redman:
Yeah alert your Captain this gun cocks)Get the f**k over here
Who's in charge here
Captain:
I am
Redman:
I said who's in charge here
Co-Pilot:
Uh you are
Redman:
Alright then now turn this mutherf**ker around
Redman talking on intercom:
Is this shit on Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking
This is a muther-f**king stickup We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30 000 feet
I want your wallet your cash your jewels your rings baby rings mutherf**king shoes sneakers socks
I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your f**king frequent flyer miles
I'm telling you the first mutherf**ker to move is gonna catch this mutherf**ker
Now send the bag around Thank you
Redman:
Mutherf**ker didn't I say 115664,-309)don't move
