What's the greatest kind of knot

That you can tie with ease

It's useful and it's happy

And it suits your every need

Well I'm about to tell you

But first I have to note

That you never should ever consider

Putting a rope around your throat

So let's learn how to tie a noose

It's practical for every use

All you need is a piece of rope

And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down

But changes it's mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again

This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom what has he found

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole

Then you give the top a pull

Never consider self abuse

This is how you tie a noose

There's a hundred uses for the hangman's knot

That have nothing to do with

K- Y- S never do that

You can make a stylish belt

To hold up your pants

You can tie them to your wrists

And do a hangman's dance

Well you could tie your shoes

Or you could make bananas fly

You could stir a mixture

Hang a picture

Anything you try

So let's learn how to tie a noose

It's practical for every use

All you need is a piece of rope

And to never give up hope

Never consider self abuse

This is how you tie a noose